solocommand

kms04j: so is it posable to put a link to a webpage on some one elses web site
strangledmelody: um
strangledmelody: iunno
strangledmelody: generally, they call that "hacking"
strangledmelody: and its "bad".

sanzasan: System.out.println("If this wwere a haiku");
sanzasan: System.out.println("It wouldn't be a haiku");
sanzasan: System.out.println("Because the print statement takes half the fucking line");

Ernie: He said "percutaneous nephrolithotomy". Being in the credit card business, I had no idea what that meant.

ScarletTears: guess what i bought!?
strangledmelody: you got a kitty didn't you?
strangledmelody:you got a kitty without telling me?
strangledmelody: goddamnit i told you not to buy things without asking me!
ScarletTears: the Clay Aiken Christmas CD!
strangledmelody: goddamnit you should have bought the kitty.

strangledmelody: so, we traded with pizza king today
AerynSun63: glass beads for leather moccasins?
strangledmelody: o_o
strangledmelody: you may insult the leathery texture of pizza king's pizza, sir -- but i will fight to the death any sentiment that our tacos are made of glass.
AerynSun63: *scratches head*
AerynSun63: you're kinda weird.
strangledmelody: >:?

strangledmelody: 1AM!!!
strangledmelody: it was so 11PM like, 10 minutes ago!

strangledmelody: Reverse DNS is hard, especially because of the preponderance of virtual web servers.
strangledmelody: wtf is preponderance
sanzasan: well
sanzasan: it has to do with doing something before another something

<@solocommand> sweet n sour chicken. yumyum.
< uber> you're fat
< uber> ewew
<@solocommand> and you're weak.
<@solocommand> i could sit on you and you would die. so stfu.
< uber> wtf?
< uber> how would you know
< uber> i'm not weak in the least
< uber> i'm 5'11 and 145
<@solocommand> oh? come here and ill prove it
< uber> you're just stupidly obese
<@solocommand> >:S
<@solocommand> indeed.

I wear my cowboy hat on weekdays!

strangledmelody: I JUST SHOT OFF A BOTTLEROCKET IN MY ROOM. ASDF

strangledmelody: girl scouts. unf.
strangledmelody: O_o
strangledmelody: *girl scout cookies
strangledmelody: :/

strangledmelody: wanna know a weird moment?
strangledmelody: that silent stare from a teacher that tells you that, they do, indeed, read your blog.

strangledmelody: fscking a.
strangledmelody: literally.
strangledmelody: XD
strangledmelody: actually, im fscking c.

strangledmelody: so i tried to get caffiene: by making coffee paste.
strangledmelody: ill spare you the details.
strangledmelody: but like.
strangledmelody: i wanna die

If the road is too ugly, and the sky is too busy, resort to non-existant travel; but careful not to become a hot dog.

sanzasan: i bet
sanzasan: if i toko this gps thingie
sanzasan: and fucked it up
sanzasan: i could blow up the world
sanzasan: im sure the GPS satellites can launch themselves out of orbit via terminal telnet :O
sanzasan: "gps31$ "
sanzasan: "gps31$ shutdown -r now"
sanzasan: *vroooom*

sanzasan: you know what the best C++ functon would be?
strangledmelody: bomb()?

strangledmelody: i hate windows. "Now printing page 4/2."

omfgbbqsauce!!1!

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sanzasan: I think my eggs are about to hatch
sanzasan: er shit, wrnog window
AntiMuffin331: O_O

Why did they build the Eiffel tower?
To capture the moon!

strangledmelody: i shall be returning shortly.
AerynSun63: where are you going?
strangledmelody: i must visit the land of candy and carbonated beverages.
AerynSun63: ok
strangledmelody: if i return successful from my quest, the hour of scribing shall be upon us.
AerynSun63: ...then will you write?
strangledmelody: indeed.
AerynSun63: woot!

strangledmelody: THE AEROSOL MAN!
strangledmelody: MESSES UP YOUR MIND AND MAKES THE WORLD LOOK GOOD, THE AEROSOL MAN!
strangledmelody: dobah doo doo doo do bah do do doo doo bah doo!
sanzasan: god damnit.
Xaxz9876: I AM TRYING TO BE SERIOUS!!

Holy shit, it seems something's amiss.
my world fucked up with the sound of CRACK-HISSS.
something terrible: it should not be!
quoth the can: caffiene free.

ScarletTears495: chickenstrips are yummy
strangledmelody: indeed
strangledmelody: you eatin em too?
ScarletTears495: well, i already ate them
ScarletTears495: i got them from papa johns
strangledmelody: bah
strangledmelody: you and your...job.
ScarletTears495: where are your's from?
ScarletTears495: ....
strangledmelody: the magic freezer that lives in our garage.

Josh: crap, i have to poop but im already in my nest.
Dan: LOL!>@$#
Dan: XD@!$
Dan: and nice stamp
Josh: op
Josh: brb
Josh: dammit! elements of our degenerate subculture have forced their way into my professional dialect and I blame you for their transgressions!
Dan: WHAT.
Josh: i use my time when im pooping to make long sentances.
Josh: but actually, what i was trying to get across was that at work i find myself saying gracias instead of thanks when im at work, and people stare at me weird

strangledmelody: indeed. i love my computer hard every day.

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strangledmelody: so, apparently you cant type with oven gloves on.

strangledmelody: so i went to go lie down and go to sleep
strangledmelody: and i hear 'You! Join the Coast Guard!'
strangledmelody: and i find myself getting up, and hitting www.gocoastguard.com
strangledmelody: wtmf.

<@x_cyber_x> Do the shemale test solocommand.
<@solocommand> i got like 4 right
<@solocommand> :/
<@solocommand> remind me to stay in on saturday nights from now on.
<@x_cyber_x> Are you currently in a relationship?
<@solocommand> yeah
<@solocommand> so i guess im in on saturday nights anyway. lol.