BLAG Ramblings of a crazy old fool

12Aug/060

So, team america is a great movie. Also, college parties rock. The day after though, is not so pleasant. anyway, i pulled another 9 hour shift today at work. I dunno what I'm gonna do, I'm in danger of failing a class if i dont get my fucking head outta my ass and start doing the work. Any advice here would be hot.  Also, my phone is officially broken. It snapped in half and doesn't work at all anymore. So, if anyone sees a good deal on a phone, let me know.

Note to self: Monday - COLL148

Famous Place Paper
Time Management Spreadsheet (oh the irony.)
DO BUSINESS ONLINE STUFF!
DO MATH ONLINE STUFF!

 

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10Aug/060

ArdenCrosse (1:33:01 PM): have you tried dvorak?
strangledmelody (1:33:12 PM): once
strangledmelody (1:33:33 PM): i had to beat my hands against a concrete block to make them work again

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10Aug/060

My back. Is. Killing. Me?

new hottness:
strangledmelody: i dont have a laptop. i have a desktop with mobile capabilities.
sanzasan: what??
sanzasan: does that mean you pack up your desktop in a large bag?
sanzasan: like some sort of nomadic sherpa-nerd?

an oldie but a goodie:
strangledmelody: my bank is dumbl
strangledmelody: they dont money very well.
sanzasan: XD
sanzasan: money != verb
strangledmelody: i go to bmy bank,m right? checking balance = 7.
sanzasan: lmfao
strangledmelody: deposit = 319.
strangledmelody: widthdrawl = 40.
strangledmelody: balance + deposit - withdrawl = newbalance/
strangledmelody: newbalance = 66?
sanzasan: lol
sanzasan: you missed a step
sanzasan: after your withdrawl
sanzasan: there's a 21% DARK MAGIC OF MULDOR tax
strangledmelody: HSRHKXYJ
strangledmelody: LOL
strangledmelody: also, the 43% omg you might have worked for this money lol Tax.
sanzasan: lolz

 

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8Aug/060

August ’06

So, by the way, I moved to Ohio. I live in columbus now, and I'm taking classes at DeVry University. I'm going to graduate in 2 years, 8 months with a Bachelor's Degree in NCM (Network Communications Management). aka, Network Engineering, and Business Administration.

For those of you who wanna keep up with me, my new blog is hosted on the OMGLOL platform through binaryfire networks, [Click here to View].

That's all for now, see ya!

7Aug/060

You know how sometimes you just want to stab people in the face because their so assfucking retarded? Yeah, welcome to World of Warcraft. ...

So I FINALLY find a group to go to BRD, right? been looking for like 4 days, all that shit. Anyway, I get there and theyre just gonna do Jailbreak. Now, i reallywanted to go to the bar to get the new plans. But, i digressed, and figured, shit ill get good exp, and definately level up.

5 minutes later.

Yeah, this group won't make it.
We died because no one took the aggro off the healer.
Yeah, but we cant make it.
No, just have [pally] use seal of righteuousness, and use your +aggro stuff.
No, we can't do it.

...So anyway, the rest of the group goes on to do UBRS instead. fucking GAY. And i end up dying, and having all my equipment broken.

One bright point, i sold The Blade of the Titans. woot.

 

7Aug/060

Oh. My. Uh-God.
So, I broke the Internet. Or rather, it broke me. Actually, it was the weather. Breaking the Internet. Or me. Either way, its being fixed. So does that mean i have superpowers or something? Or that I can harness(saddle.) the weather? Ponder that.

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6Aug/060

So, the best thing about waking up the day after a party: everyone else is hung over. So, it's a quiet, peaceful Sunday. Excellent.

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6Aug/060

strangledmelody : i love utterly destroying peoples hopes and dreams.
bloodmune79 : ?
strangledmelody : this guy posted this video of some interpretive dance. and i commented on it: "your a fag. quit dancing around like a fairy and get a job. better yet, dance some more and choke on your own vomit."
strangledmelody : and he responds: "*cry*"

bloodmune79 : my big toe is spurting blood
bloodmune79 : its annoying
strangledmelody : um
strangledmelody : cheetos?
bloodmune79
: what!?
strangledmelody
: indeed, i find your proposal very interesting.
bloodmune79 : wait!!....WTF@!#$
strangledmelody : however, i find your methods of effectively communicating your goals to be lacking, and in need of desperate repair.
bloodmune79 : ....
strangledmelody : ah, ..., i agree wholeheartedly
bloodmune79 : ....
strangledmelody : indeed.

strangledmelody : c|:-= OMG IM AMISH

strangledmelody : you know, the site thats so cool it could be your homepage if you werent frozen in awesome fear each time it loaded.
bloodmune79 : it...it is my homepage...
strangledmelody : ah.
strangledmelody : good.
strangledmelody : all is going according to the plan.
strangledmelody : soon, the WORLD will be MINE!!!
strangledmelody : ...yeah, its mine too

 

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5Aug/060

GODDAMMIT I WANT TO BE 60 NOW!!!!!!!!!

so, this one motherfucker's like omg, lf3m brd, and so im like omg, 52pally lfg brd have key, right?
and so then this motherfuckers like orly can you heal? and im like oh totally, i have gear!
and then hes like omgwtf, you noob your too low, you cant come
so then im like oh hey but ive gone before and i can help a lot, i have thekey lol!
and hes oh, ok lolol, here ya go +invite
and then hes like ohshit mybad, your the 52, i invited the wrong person +kick
and now im like. +slitwrists.

 

2Aug/060

Hey you peoples, you know who I am! Haf finally got to 52, so I'm good for a while. Must play CS.

For those of you not in with the cool crowd, come join us on Dalaran, Alliance. Or on Onyxia. :D

Your Weakness: beautiful women. and pizza.
Your Best Physical Feature: I've got a couple kegs that i can use as floatation devices, pillows, and to clear the table. im quite talented.
Your Bedtime: i dont sleep. i work 60hrs a week and go to school.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck tea, drink coffee.
Cappuccino or Coffee: yes. all three.
Are you a Health Freak: Healith? Wasn't that some sort of ancient god or something?
Do you play an Instrument: not a musical one!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeah...:(